A little fun

Sometimes, you just need to have a little fun with your game. I posted this to my gaming group back when I started playing.

Tommy: We now go to street reporter Nancy Nochers. Nancy, how are
things in the streets of fair Winterhaven.

Nancy: Tommy, not well. A malaise has crept over the town. It feels
like the day after Carnival, only I didn't wake up wearing a ton of
beads. For more information, let's talk to some of the locals.
Sammy, what do you think is going on?

Sammy [surrounded by a cloud of smoke]: I don't know man...it's just
so...heavy...you know?

Nancy: Sadly Sam, I do know.

We are now in front of Ol' Saul's house, better known as that crazy
guy up the street who goes outside in his boxers and yells at the
kids. Saul, have you ever seen anything like this?

Saul: Get off my lawn!

Nancy: Um, ok. Wait there is Pete the Priest. Father Pete, what do
you make of what's going on?

Pete: The end times are upon us. Only by giving everything you own
to me, I mean my church, will you be saved.

Nancy: Well Tommy, there you have it, the word on the street.